Work

Cue real life: Tomorrow.

Percentage I feel ready for work tomorrow: -183

It's German and real and it involves shaking people's hands and they are going to think I'm a chump and our communication will be ESL and awkward and my first task will probably be something like 'go clean out the magazine shelf'. or something. Because I am new. And only half-German.

*faints and takes a sleeping pill*