Dear friends and family...
When you send me any packages here (and I know as good friends and family, you will!)...
Please remember to mark it clearly as GIFTS.
If they (Danish Authorities) think I am trying to smuggle in cheap, taxless goods from Canada, they will break my knees and smear my white apartment with poop. And then force me to pay the 25% VAT (damn huffin' tax on every stinkin' thing). Curses.
Just imagine, dear Canadians... in a place where it's already expensive, that they add another quarter of the price onto things!!!!!! Oh, the insanity!
I could go on about this for ages. In what other country on earth do you know where buying a coffee at starbucks is, on average, like $2 LESS than any other place? Where the average street hot-dog costs $5, and you have to pay extra for a bun? WHERE PASTA IS NO LONGER A CHEAP OPTION???
Anyways. Poop. Think about it.