This is what you can look forward to at 3:32pm on any given day between November and February. Darkness - So cozy! A Berliner weighs in on what it's like to visit Copenhagen.
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A guide to Kunstakademiets Arkitektskole
Having glorious visions of living in Copenhagen while studying architecture? Check out my handy guide for harrowing tales of what it is REALLY like to live in CPH and study at the Kunstakademiets Arkitektskole.
Read MoreShout out to people who came here because they googled 'Denmark Sucks'
Every time I need a good long laugh, I read the 'livable cities' article in the Monocle. For a while, I've suspected that Denmark is in league with The Monocle, which constantly features Copenhagen as one of the top 10 most livable cities. The Monocle is one of the reasons I decided to take my masters degree in architecture in Copenhagen. I trusted the Monocle.
The Monocle lies. Through its teeth.
Read Moreoh cph/oh berlin
Lets compare Berlin and Copenhagen, shall we? I promise to give CPH credit where credit is due: when you take away the concept of 'Danish ethnicity', the city is only about 60% bad.
Read More'That just doesn't work for our tax policy'
Danes can't be worse than any other country when it comes to drinking... and certainly not the Brits, Right..? The WHO rips your quaint notions about drinking in Denmark a new one.
Read MoreThe world is a crazy place, and also I finished my portfolio
My portfolio is finished and my living situation is driving me batshit insane. Have you ever lived with a real, actual pig before? Or even thought about it? Well just don't.
Read Morequotes to live by:
“If this is the happiest place in the world, then please don’t show me the saddest.”
Things that are free in Denmark:
RAGE!, bicycle tire air, and changing your address.
Read MoreI am thinking of a word that begins with 'unemployed'
One day I'm going to start a blog called urban interventions and post pictures of stuff people do to alter their living environment. Hopefully it is not in Denmark because if it is then the only pictures will be of garbage.
Read MoreTip: avoid living with a Dane... at all costs.
I have managed to get a room in a Danish House of Horrors. It involves a living, breathing pig, multiple taxidermized rodents, and a photo of the Blessed Virgin hanging above my bed. Oh, and that is just the beginning.
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